The Generally crappy state of my life.

OK so lets lay a little ground work.
I think you all need to know why i am a cranky little man.

First i would like to say its not all that bad, it could always be worse. "It could be worse, you could be on fire":Grahm Locke.

I have a few good family members. Mixed in with the criminals and the low life's.
I have a few good friends, And i mean really good friends. Despite there failings.

OK so to understand my plight a short history is in order.

#1. I started college at 17, and managed to fail every class with the exception of orientation.
#2. After returning to college two years latter i did alright.
#3. In 2006, I ran away to work at the circus. (The Disney college program) And this still stands as one of the greatest things i have ever done.
#4. I came back and......... Well i don't remember much from this period in time. I think I might have blacked out.
#5. In 2008 I returned to the mouse and did the College program again, but this time i had a plan.

The Plan.
#1. Come back to Kentucky.
#2. Join the Military, Achieving.
A: Employment.
B: Paying off my loans.
C: Getting money for the rest of college.
D: Achieving one of my life goals.

And at this point shit started to go south.

OK so i get home, go throw M.E.P.S. (That's the proccess you go throw to join the army)
And the week before i ship to basic training, i get Shingles. (Herpes Zroster) Which is nasty shit.

So now i am.
Unemployed.
Can't pay for college.
In pain, and were a eye patch, (Which is pretty bad ass)
And living at home with my mother and father. (No shame in that unless your 30 and aren't trying)

And for people who don't know what Shingles are. Google it.
I have in on the face. And the doctor basically put it this way.

"It's like having a Second-degree burns over the right side of your face and eye... But it's going to last for 300+ days."

So any ways, that the general reason i am cranky. But don't get me wrong, I was cranky before that and will be cranky far after the shingles fade.